I hate tolls and toll booths just as much as the next person, but this bitch is crazy.
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Monday, September 6, 2010
Awesome French Bread Pizza (Now With More Bacon!)
I know most of you ate Stouffer's French Bread Pizza growing up like I did. That stuff was the shit.
Sadly, as I evolved into the fine being that I am my body began to require more nutrients and more bacon. Fuck Stouffer's, make my pizza and be awesome.
This is the best French Bread pizza recipe ever:
1 loaf French Bread
3 tablespoons olive oil
1 chopped onion
1 green bell pepper chopped
1 red bell pepper chopped
4 garlic cloves minced
2 tablespoons dried basil
1 tablespoon oregano
2 cups of pizza sauce
1/2 cup black olives sliced
1 1/2 cup mozzarella cheese
1/2 cup Parmesan cheese
Pepperoni slices (optional)
Bacon (optional)
Preheat oven to 450. Cut bread in half and drizzle with olive oil.
In a skillet add remaining olive oil over medium heat. Add onion, peppers, garlic, basil, and oregano. Cook for 5 minutes and remove from heat.
Cover bread in pizza sauce and top with the skillet mixture. Then sprinkle on cheese and whatever toppings you wish to add. At this point I add massive amounts of pepperoni and bacon to cancel out any nutritional value the pizza may have. The more bacon, the better.
Bake for 14-18 minutes.
106 Year Old Virgin
Half of me is raging and the other half has an erection. Since when are flower club, church, and other bullshit activities a substitute for taking a good 'ol dicking?
Isa has never even been KISSED and thinks staying single has made her stay strong.
Last night her niece Sheena Campbell, 67, said: "I'm not sure if anyone ever tried it on - but they never got anywhere! She says she never felt the need for romance and never had time for a man.
"She did like the odd sherry though."
Isa, born in 1904, instead kept herself busy going to flower club and church, singing in the choir, and playing golf or gardening.
Read more: http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/3124756/Isa-Blyth-is-the-106-year-old-virgin.html#ixzz0ymAgRYrr
Call of Duty: Black Ops Wager Matches. I don't know if awesome.
Latest Call of Duty games? Suck. All of Treyarch's games? Suck. Console to PC ports? Suck. However, this trailer took me by surprise. I clicked play expecting to see Treyarch further embarrass themselves, but instead was rewarded with butt-puckering game modes that could potentially be fun. It's a shame that Treyarch is bound to fuck this one up like they have with every Call of Duty game. Call of Duty: United Offensive? Bullshit. Call of Duty 3? Bullshit. Call of Duty: World at War? Bullshit, and fuck attack dogs. Why do they keep letting these asshats make games? Tony Hawk's Pro Skater was the only decent title they have ever put out.
Halo Kids...Not Awesome.
WHAT IS DUKE NUKEM? Who the fuck are you, kid? I oughta beat your face in with your Xbox. Fuck you. Not awesome.
American Psycho
Speaking of awesome. American Psycho may be the greatest black comedy ever made. Watch it and be awesome.
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