Monday, September 6, 2010

106 Year Old Virgin

Half of me is raging and the other half has an erection. Since when are flower club, church, and other bullshit activities a substitute for taking a good 'ol dicking?

Isa has never even been KISSED and thinks staying single has made her stay strong.

Last night her niece Sheena Campbell, 67, said: "I'm not sure if anyone ever tried it on - but they never got anywhere! She says she never felt the need for romance and never had time for a man.

"She did like the odd sherry though."

Isa, born in 1904, instead kept herself busy going to flower club and church, singing in the choir, and playing golf or gardening.


Read more: http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/3124756/Isa-Blyth-is-the-106-year-old-virgin.html#ixzz0ymAgRYrr

9 comments:

  1. Dude I would never want to be a 106 year old virgin, seems like she likes her life though,,

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  2. I find it hard to believe...

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  3. Well, now I don't feel too bad about being a virgin :P

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  4. single is best, the world does not need any more breeders

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  5. Unlike most people, I acknowledge that asexuality exists, even if I don't understand it. That said, your topics in this blog are pretty fascinating. Hope you don't mind if I follow you.

    I have a blog as well, which can follow if you're interested. It's the life story of a Pecos-Bill-type character told in daily vignettes. I'm looking for actual readers, rather than just clickers/supporters, so if anyone's interested, feel free to take a look. =)

    http://tornadojackson.blogspot.com/

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  6. Suddenly, your life seems less depressing.

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