Thursday, September 9, 2010

Things that are not awesome...

Tropical Storm Hermine
Fuck you and your pussy rain. Bring some real storms with thunder, lightning, and epic tornadoes so I can act out a scene from Twister. I am aware that there were three tornadoes in north Texas, but they weren't near me so they are invalid. Do the job right next time and fuck shit up.



People who breathe loudly
Fuck you, shut up. Do you not realize everyone within five feet of you can hear you panting?

Mustangs
You car will never be cool. That is all.

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